January 2011
77 posts
Your parents' expectations of school
-imsuperjerkin:
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
My parents think I do nothing all day.
darlieecious:
Bitches please, I run a blog.
Going through my Facebook friends:
Watchmahcjkenzee:
imtheconfuxion:
jennaanne01:
justcallmelhead:
shannoncurry:
melesbian:
panicanxietynstuff:
ailaza:
(via kidayu)
HAAHAHAHHA. CANT BREATHE.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
mahcjkenzee:
comeatmebrah:
itstimeforyoutobr0up:
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
mahcjkenzee:
taylorcarrot:
I walked around in heels a lot today.
I finally know how to walk in them, and can buy more. Hallelujah.
Also; my heels are 4inch heels, like I really need to add 4 inches to my height.
when you were them around me i’m gonna be like
/ultimate midget status
When your vagina starts exploding blood;
aeroflux:
-poppinchampagne:mooneyhasafez:1-800-yourmum:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
Best thing I’ve ever seen
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
87daysbefore:
ourtimeisfleeting-:
and then they look at you in a way that makes you question your own virginity
it’s so awkward when my mom is still in the room and I’m just like “.. yes…”
Watchthedailywhat:
Baby’s First Audition of the Day: Believe it or not, 7-week-old Rosie has never had a single lesson.
[hyst.]
Two churches located across the street from each...
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
Your period
jackscasualfuck:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every bodies face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
This will always be true.
Watchzerofailure:
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis…nummeh
Best photo ever
